Hot. Hotter. Hottest.

You've heard people say, "I need a nice, hot shower," right?


I like to take the words "hot shower" to a new level. My showers could better be described as "scalding myself clean."


If my skin looks like I possibly obtained a slight sunburn when I get out of the shower - I feel accomplished. Like even if I missed some dead skin cell somewhere and didn't get it scrubbed away - no matter because that sucker got fried off anyway.


Plus, if you think about it, the whole the-hotter-the-better water temp makes sense; what temperature do you set your washing machine on when you want to wash things like sheets and towels (the stuff that you really want to kill the bugs off of?)

Hot, right?

So, I'm just using the water temp to assist in the washing process.


Also, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right Kelly Clarkson?


Anyone else out there like to turn their shower dial past the red "H" over too the skeleton emoji?

Just kidding, my shower handle doesn't have a skeleton emoji. But if it did, that would be my jam.

My husband getting in the shower if I fail to turn the dial back to normal temperature.

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